"You can only see it when you're a child." --Tonari no Totoro
It's hard to think outside the box once we find ourselves inside it. But kids sometimes show us our way out of it:
Memories of my first day at school are very vague, but my father has a very clear recollection of the morning before my second day. Apparently, I stood in front of my parents, arms crossed and a picture of misery, and said, “But I went there yesterday, why do I have to go AGAIN?”
-- What Schools Do to Us
In the bath:
Hey mommy, why you have no willy?
ねぇ、ママぁ。なんでママ、チンチンないの?
That's because mommy is a woman.
それはねぇ、ママは女だからだよ
..., ...Then I'll buy you a willy at Beisia supermarket!
・・・、・・・、ぼく、ママにー、チンチン買ってきてあげるね!
Really? Thank you! I want a huge one!
ほんと?ありがとー!ママ、でっかいチンチンがいいな!
Okay! What color do you want? Pink?
でっかいチンチンね!何色がいい?ピンク??
Yeah, pink sounds great!
うん、ピンクでお願い!
Okay! I'm going to buy a blue one for me too!
分かった!ぼくは青にする!
-- Re: Why mommy doesn't have a willy
The blog posts above reminded me of a conversation I apparently had with my mother when I was a kid myself.
Hey mommy, I want to be a strawberry when I grow up. What do you want to be when you grow up?
ねぇ、ママぁ、わたし、大きくなったらイチゴになりたい。ママは大きくなったら何になりたい?
Hm... let's see...
そうねぇ
What about a grape?
ぶどう?
Yeah, that sounds like a great idea.
それもいいねぇ
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